lone seagull

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A fan sent this to me the other day.  She was raving about how great theQuark & Odo Adventuresare and kept asking for more.  I reassured her but didn’t promise anything, she retorted with the following quote.

Quark: “Hey Odo, you see this grin on my face?”

Odo: “Yes Quark, did you just eat another Romulan cloister bug?”

Quark: “Yeah, but that’s not why I’m grinning.  Look down you filthy clay maggot.”

Odo: “Oh fuck, I forgot to morph my clay tranhole back into an androgynous lump of gray flesh.”

Quark steps closer.

Odo: “Quarrrrk!!! Not again!!”

Quark: “Heh heh heh…”

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Well here we are again with another fabulous piece of fan art.  Duocorn must have made an impression on our readers because somebody sent me this picture.  The email was so thoughtful I posted it below for you all to enjoy.

Deer Lone Seagull,

I am liking Duocorn that make me think of childshoods and wants lots of love.  Virgin raping is was nice and want more hear please.  I love corns.

Love

Nuber 1 fan

p.s. I draw for Gaf and Ricky please rit song for mine death hamster.

Who the fuck is this?

It seems that another artist has submitted a drawing, “The Return of Peethom”.  What does this mean?  Our previous Peethom drawing was created by an artist named Tentacle Fuck, Barf hole drew this – is Peethom speaking to use through different people?  Help me find out.  Please – for the love of fuck.

Artist: Barf Hole

she heard he had a good draw
he had the best collie
and so she sends (Barrington) sends him for a ride
I was right there listening
when she sent him
he was singing a song on his bike
making up lyrics while he ride
singing a song bout the collie
like a canary
his first hit song
singing bout ma ma
send him too buy..
some collie..

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As you all know my website companion Gaf,(Jumped or Pushed?)has recently been covering a story involving a talented young musician that goes by the name of Johnny Wheel Rock.  From what I gather Johnny Wheel Rock is a paraplegic who has replaced all his broken body parts with a wheel.  Apparently, he fights dinosaurs with wild bouts of fecal flinging and makes beautiful music, often performing cover songs of old Jamaican masters.  (correct me if I’m wrong Gaf)

Anyways, for some odd reason one of Johnny’s fans sent some fan art. I guess that’s what they call it.   I kept emailing him back with Gaf’s email address but I think he was slightly off in the head.  I guess Johnny Wheel Rock’s music captivates a wider audience than I thought.

Anyways, here’s the fan art – enjoy!