lone seagull

This one is dedicated to Astro Fist and his journey across the lands.

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This War Mallet once belonged to a small and rather filthy creature known as “The Peck”. As legend suggests a silver mare bore the weight of the stanky stubby rider and shared in his many diseased habits. Apparently both rider and beast hunted anything that moved. After a hunt they would store their trophies in the Ice Hut. This may sound like an ideal place to keep your game but don’t be fooled, there was nothing icy about this hut. In fact it had the worst infestation a hut could have. Mice, rats, snakes and bats all shared the dwelling and didn’t hesitate to shit on anything that entered it.

Determined to protect their shit covered delicacies “The Peck” and his stead, “The Silver Brumby” never left the area of the Ice Hut, as a result any one who stumbled into their vicinity was brutally pounded into a pulp by the flexi-handled War Mallet. As the tale goes, their bodies were then thrown in the Ice Hut, shat upon, left to rot and eventually eaten.

Due to this evil, disgraceful history, the War Mallet has been designated Protector of Ice Hut. Unfortunately it has been lost for aeons and now only exists in tales. One thing that the many stories have in common is mention of a back lot, wood pile, behind some tree.

Surprisingly, today marks Concave Perceptions’ 1 year anniversary.  Over the past year Concave Perceptions has become a flourishing online community.  What is unique about our site is that the content is inspired by the online and real life interaction of the members. As you maneuver through the material/minds of Lone Seagull, Ricky Bob, Gaf (Jumped or Pushed) and Astro Fist (One Leaf Clover) you will see a rich, enlightening dialogue depicted through a plethora of  audio-visual mastery.  In the following year (the year for fun) Concave Perceptions will be delivering more hits, shits, and megabits while maintaining the current unique qualities of the site.  And not to fret for those of you who want more, we are always in the process of developing new, innovative, and often concave – perceptions to share.  So check back regularly or update yourRSSfeeds. Thanks for the support.

Burglekutt for life.

CP staff

In commemoration of Concave’s one year anniversary, Ricky Bob and myself have collaborated on some beautiful, awe inspiring collages.  This collection, entitled “Hopes and Dreams” depicts one of Concave’s 2011 obsessions.  Listening to“Twenty One One – The Year for Fun”while viewing these images is highly recommended.

Family Portrait

Hey Kia!!

Worst Fear (Dragon Rape)

It’s Mine!!

Who Am I??

Fuck you Willow, I’ll throw your shit in tha Rivah!!

Burglekutt vs. Zardoz

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6 months after Chewy was stuck to some bar’s dumper.

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I think about you every day

Snake Fuck

Gull Humper

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